November 2011
1 post
mobilekirati’s photo http://t.co/Trbtu9ta Does dessert get any better than this?
October 2011
12 posts
A new favorite: Dj 10sion - wake up hip hop mix by Dj10sion on #SoundCloud http://t.co/jJWf4d9D
A new favorite: Dj10sion & Tiny - Get on up by Dj10sion on #SoundCloud http://t.co/lilmEcni
A new favorite: BARE BONES by KRADDY on #SoundCloud http://t.co/78bZe3PJ
Just passed the 2000km mark in our driving since we got to SA.
Maputo travel tips #18: It’s easy to tell the corrupt police officers from the honest ones. The corrupt ones where a uniform. #GladToBeOut
In Maputo travellers can get real value for money. Tonight the local police settled on a £50 bribe rather than the usual £120.
After 2 days on safari, I can now distinguish instantly between elephant, rhino, buffalo, and giraffe dung. #MyFavouriteIsElephant
Africa: Day 3: Prospects looking grim. Haven’t seen a Starbucks, Costa, Pret, or even a f’ing Cafe Nero since we set off. #DontShowFear
Sure this water supply is clean. Look at those waterborne parasites, they’re spotless.
Are these dangerous? I think I should drop the iPhone and run http://t.co/eiyDocSJ #hipstamatic
Africa: 101 things to avoid before I die: 1.Somali Pirates 2.Carjacking 3.Being lunch 4.having something lay it’s eggs in me.
I just ousted @louloulou as the mayor of Marks & Spencer on @foursquare! http://t.co/ueYU3460
September 2011
11 posts
Photo of the day: Car accident by @Sleepy_Gonzales http://t.co/zA8ws6be
4 tags
Instagram • The Instagram Community - Ten Million and Counting http://t.co/9B9NFoLu
I just unlocked the “Superstar” badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/YLoMMii
I just ousted @andygoss as the mayor of Pret A Manger on @foursquare! http://t.co/jCMLtKE
I just unlocked the “I’m on a boat!” badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/6xRA0ON
I just became the mayor of Met Wine Bar on @foursquare! http://t.co/5cFAgxi
Trying the latest picture app i’ve downloaded. Picfx http://img.ly/88cm
Ever feel like you’re your own worst enemy? http://t.co/u5NWNgc
QUERTY http://t.co/xDvfaWv
I just unlocked the “Explorer” badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/7Zj3UvU
February 2011
5 posts
Mumford & Sons and Arcade Fire. Picking up the baton from Devo to prove dorks can still be successful in Music.
Had breakfast this am with Rick Astley. Actually, he was on the next table and I was staring inappropriately. I think he lost his appetite.
Change The World: Go Egypt! http://t.co/XXMtB16
“I don’t believe in ‘blame culture’, I just want to find the people responsible and punish them for it.”
via @TheOnion - I’ve Got You Dumb Motherfuckers Eating Right Out Of My Hand http://t.co/WLE2apB
January 2011
2 posts
Model village #TiltShiftGen #iPad http://twitpic.com/3uibqq
Recycling is ace. These days they can pretty much grind down anything and use it as road surfacing so we can all drive to more places.
December 2010
2 posts
So kind of the BEPs to give a sneak preview of the Estonian song for Eurovision 2011. I’m sure it will be much better when it’s finished.
These icy roads can be really treacherous. I could have hurt myself when I slipped. Luckily, an old woman broke my fall.
November 2010
1 post
Why, Matt Cardle, Why?
October 2010
1 post
Alter Bridge @ hmv Apollo Hammersmith, October 22nd 2010. Great show! http://flic.kr/p/8Meri4
June 2010
1 post
May 2010
1 post
Wow, now I can play with my photos even more! #TiltShiftGen http://twitpic.com/1k2cjd
April 2010
3 posts
iPad. Lovely device. But it’s like an iTouch for giants. Makes my hands look tiny, as if they aren’t small enough already.
Death by TV
I don’t know if I can stand another day of watching American television advertising while I remain an ecological refugee stranded in New York City.
If I see one more ad for any one of a 100 drugs for sale with names like Chearitin, Vaneleniline, Optrimicin, etc. I may go mad.
Each ad goes like this: “Do you suffer from depression? Optrimicin may help you and is clinically proven to...
June 2009
5 posts
Tonight: Badger saved by top notch driving skills; lightening reflexes;… and 20 yards of tire rubber left on roadside. Feelin’ like a hero
http://bit.ly/13SqqT via @TheOnion - Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire
Sawing tree branches in garden.
Girlfriend: “Please be careful”.
Me: “Ow Ow Ow!! @&!€%!! %#*¥$!! $%^*•!!” Still got 9 more fingers I guess.
May 2009
23 posts
This diet is easy to stick to, I’d recommend it to all. When I say “diet” I really mean “Snickers”. And when I say “all” I mean “my stomach”
RT @BrentSpiner If they made a movie of the life of Susan Boyle I think Colm Meany would be perfect for the role.She would do her own vocals
Feeling a little flat now that Britain’s Got Talent is done. Where else can I see people volunteer for humiliation in front of their peers?
In the 19th C. a surgeon could saw your leg off in 25 seconds with just a gin soaked rag to bite down on. Sounds like 24 seconds too long.
Tonight on Britain’s Got wait, what the hell is that… tell me that’s a fold of flab? So why is a nipple tassel attached to it please God??